"Klausner takes the heartbreak of romantic failure and turns it into hilarious defeat. I'd love for her to get her hands on depression and apathy, and turn them into a sheet of peanut brittle."
-Patton Oswalt, stand-up comedian
Archives for The Most Humourous Program on CFMU
Hosted by Lorne McInerney
Topical. Off the wall. Polite. The most humourous skits. Liberal amounts of rock music. Self-effacing.
Program Archives:
Sept 2, 2002 - Lorne is depressed about people mixing up cans and paper in the CFMU recycling bins (for completists only!)
Aug 27, 2002 - Halifax Hal calls and explains why the Maritimes are just as good as Toronto, and we try to make a love connection between two Parks Canada employees.
Aug 20, 2002 - Lorne apologizes to everyone about everything.
Aug 13, 2002 - Lorne explains why the Guess who are the most unpleasant band in the history of Canadian music, Punk Rock Pierre Crashes the Juno awards and squeegees the windows at the after party, and Lorne needs a Coffee.
Aug 6, 2002 - Lorne gets obligated to do something he doesn't want to do by the owner of Venison Hut, and an interview with Environment Canada meteorologist Ian MacRobbie about the Arnprior Tornado.
July 31, 2002 - Civic Holiday special with Tapper, the all-maple-syrup-farmer hardcore band from Quebec.
July 26, 2002 - Lorne bids for Al Waxman's jacket on ebay.ca, Punk Rock Pierre prepares for the Poutine Olympics in Trois-Rivieres, and the listeners guess the addresses based on Postal Codes!
July 19, 2002 - Neil Peart calls pretending to be the medicinal marijuana compliance inspector, and the listeners swap tips on spraying out the tent for camping season.
July 12, 2002 - Lorne has a narcoleptic episode while listening to CBC Radio Two and the listeners try to wake him up -- but it doesn't work!
July 5, 2002 - Fishka Rais' son Igor Jr. comes on to promote his new book "Growing Up Frightenstein".
(archive removed at the Request of Billy Van).June 28, 2002 - The crestfallen public servant calls and laments the new metal detecting regulations, and Punk Rock Pierre tries to get his old time slot back.
June 21, 2002 - Lorne challenges the listeners to a lacrosse shootout and Constable Doug shares some whimsical anecdotes about being a process server.
June 14, 2002 - Lorne talks about the new 5 dollar coin, we accidentally hear the Prime Minister talking on a cell phone with the Governor General , and too many people call in and talk about doing hot knives.
June 17, 2002- Canadiens versus Maple Leafs.
“I just spoke to God and he said it’s time for anyone with a Mad Men styled pic to finally get rid of it. Not my rules. GOD’S RULES.”— Tom Scharpling
