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ttt...yyy...ddd...zzz - w4m

Date: 2010-01-12, 10:53AM CST
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A sudden emotional disturbance came over me last night seeing you. I felt your presentance before I ever turned around. I wanted to make Ripley's World Record by running. I do every single time you are near me. Here, I thought I was the stubborn one but that is in our nature. Did you have any hinkling that the rumors are we had something going on? From what has been said, I'm doing everyone. What's odd is that at one time that would have been odious to me. It's not. I just don't care anymore. I'm not going to be onerous to you. It's me learning to take that tomatoe skin and turn it into leather skin. You know I'm gonna take this burden to my grave. I guess that strength comes from carrying Jethro around all them times.

EMC

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Posted January 12, 02010 by Bryce Benton 
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Bnyce's Best of Craig's List Missed Connections - Little person edition

To the Little Person At target In murphy - m4w - 32 (murphy)

Date: 2009-12-31, 9:16AM CST
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I was in Target last night and i saw you and i stopped dead in my tracks for a minute.... You were absolutely stunning and beautiful and as much as i hate to admit it i have always wanted to date a little person. I didn't speak to you because i was scared you would think a normal size guy talking/ hitting on you would be out of line, but if you see this and would like to talk please email me....

And lastly one thing i admit is do have a fetish about little people... I dont know why but i have always wanted to date one, I guess there is a hope that they would be as sweet and caring on the inside as they look on the outside...


hope to hear from you...

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Posted December 31, 02009 by Bryce Benton 
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Well, EXCUSE me! - m4w - Bnyce's Best of Craig's List Missed Connections - Sweater Party edition

Well, EXCUSE me! - m4w - 34 (Sweater Party)

Date: 2009-12-21, 2:05PM CST
We only seem to run into each other late at night.

In the immortal words of Steve Martin, "Well, EXCUSE me!" if I forgot your name after only meeting you a coupla times late at night, when I'd been drinking heavily. (I keep forgetting to bring my personal secretary when I go out socializing.)

Anyway, you're kind of a bitch, but somehow you cast a spell on me. Maybe if you would relax just a LITTLE, you'd have more fun in life.

Merry Xmas!
--b

p.s. I saw a sparkle in your eye. :)

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Posted December 21, 02009 by Bryce Benton 
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